Under a minute to go. Baltimore clinging to a five-point lead, but faced with having to punt out of its own end zone. The Linker stands up in the middle of the party and declares, “The punter should take the snap and just run around the end zone to kill time, then take a safety.” Which, of course, is precisely what happened. And The Linker was rewarded for his play-calling, as the safety made the final score 34-31, and The Linker had 4 and 1 in his Super Bowl pool. The result? A hundred and twenty smackeroos! Who’s got it better than The Linker? No-o-o-BODY!
Not-so-random YouTube entry: The Linker’s favorite Super Bowl 2013 commercial