Long Island, home to SPTechReport, used to be little more than fishing villages and farmland. That, of course, was before The Linker was born. Today, a little farmland still remains, on the Island’s beautiful North Fork, where vineyards bloom on old potato fields, and apple orchards, fruit and vegetable stands, and pumpkin patches thrive in the fall. Unfortunately, when The Little Linker—The Linker’s 10-year-old daughter—decides she wants to go apple picking on the same weekend as every other family, the one-lane road to get out there turns into the wrong kind of seasonal jam. And suddenly, with the same effect of disgustingly long lines at Disney World, Long Island is no longer the happiest place on earth. The Linker is certain, however, that you will be happy with today’s serving of links.