The Linker was abducted by a herd of Chinese acrobats who forced him to jump through hoops and wear a unitard. He successfully escaped by burning through the walls of his cell with extremely bad coffee, and has since been trying to earn the funds required to get him back home to his links by selling his skills as a samurai for hire. Unfortunately, that means he’ll probably die for his retainer before he gets home. Before he goes, however, he has a bevy of fresh links for y’all to share in his memory.
Today’s Random Wikipedia Entry: The Bermuda Hundred Campaign